From Genealogy Jokes and Poems: 

Dear Santa:

Don’t bring me new dishes;
I don’t need a new kind of game.
Genealogists have peculiar wishes;
For Christmas I just want a surname!
A new washing machine would be great,
But it isn’t the desire of my life.
I’ve just found an ancestor’s birth date,
Now I need the name of his wife.
My heart doesn’t yearn for a ring
that would put a real diamond to shame.
What I want is a much cheaper thing:
Please give me Martha’s last name!
To see my heart singing with joy,
Don’t bring me a red leather suitcase.
Bring me a genealogist’s toy:
A surname, with dates and a place!

[Hilton is currently on vacation; this message was post-recorded.]

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